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Today I cut up a watermelon. The kids were surprised that I bought a watermelon in December.

“I didn’t buy it. I stole it.” I said, truthfully at the dinner table.

And the girl got mad and yelled, “Mom I hate it when you steal things.”

And this is where my kids and husband pretend like I’m a pro pilferer and have paid for nothing in my life. I don’t do it often, but I did steal a chicken this Springtime. In fairness, it was on the bottom of the cart and it was raining outside and few Angelinos would return a stowaway fried chicken in the rain. …


Jessica Gottlieb

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